More humanstuck high school AU Davesol!
Chapter 1
Chapter 2

Shift, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Being Uncool
Chapter 3

( For once in your life, you're afraid that the thing you say will be the wrong thing )

I have this bad habit of keeping a list of kink meme prompts I totally intend to fill someday, but never getting around to it, or getting around to it so damn late that replying in the meme itself would just be stupid.

I was trying to take a nap today, and a fill started writing itself in my head. I blame the fugue-like state of sleep deprivation. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

The original prompt went like this:
I'd really love to see Dave/Sollux. Like, either a human high school AU or something or even just everyone finally meets in person, whatever. Dave meets Sollux and finds him...too attractive. And his lisp is so distracting, and Dave isn't sure why, but it's incredibly sexy and Sollux himself is really adorable to boot. And Dave actually worries about his apparent lack of eating/sleeping regularly.

bonus if side mentions of karkat/john or john/vriska
s-sob this anon would really love a human AU but anything is fine anon just really want dave/sollux interaction and maybe eventual light smut and *dat lisp*.

So, anon long lost to the mists of time, here's part 1 for you. Humanstuck highschool AU, no title yet.

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( he's really just a trainwreck of uncool, and you're rubbernecking at it with your cameraphone out )

Title: Anthropology Lessons
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Elfangor (Animorphs)/Matt (Death Note)
Warnings: Dirty, cross-fandom, semi-cross-species ridiculousness?
Word Count: 1410
Notes: How did this happen? Two words: panfandom roleplay. These two are bros at Kannagara. The kind of bros who may or may not flirt all the time. And turn every meme thread they touch to porn. This was written for Kanna's comment!fic meme. In my defense? If that's possible? Elfangor looks like this in human morph. XD

( their loev is so derpy )

Title: Old Age Ain't No Place for Sissies
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Mello/Matt
Warnings: AU, and of course the potty mouths
Word Count: 737
Summary: Mello is determined not to age gracefully.
Notes: This is on the silly side, but came out less cracky than I expected. Written for dn_contest's "fat" prompt.



( looking back, seeing far, landing right where we are )

comment!fic for my dear shiny_glor_chan, and the prompt Death Note, Mello/Matt, they were just a bunch of numbers to Kira but that would change.

( No one's going to write us off )

For the prompt: Death Note, Matt/Mello, picking up the pieces

( I'll carry you through this burning land )

More Misa comment!fic, WTH? :) The prompt was: Death Note, Misa, being in costume.

( Just pretend now, make believe in ways you never know )

Title: Explaining Will Get Us Nowhere
Rating: M
Characters: Mello/Matt
Warnings: Cursing and naughtiness
Word Count: 1358
Notes: Written for dn_contest's "fetish" prompt. The title and cut text are from Richard Siken's stunning poem, "Snow and Dirty Rain".



( but we are the crossroads, my little outlaw, and this is the map of my heart )

Title: The Convention at the End of the Universes
Rating: PG-13 for swearing
Characters: Matt, Mello, Todd Wainio (from World War Z)
Warnings: Crackiness and crossover-iness (with a lot of things, but mostly WWZ), and technically AU, since they don't go to Mu.
Word Count: 3350
Notes: This is an idea I've had for a while, and I finally got off my ass to finish it for dn_contest. :D



( What we call reality is an agreement that people have arrived at to make life more livable )