You know? I mean, what you want (and where you want it, I guess) in the privacy of your own home is nobody's freaking business!

I could get far more perverse about this (and with my original comment to your journal, that's saying a lot), but I think I'll just leave the talking to Jon Stewart, who I think put it best when he spoke about the supposed dangers of gay marriage when it passed in Massachusetts: "ummm...does this mean we all have to marry gay?"