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Is it too much to ask that clean sheets stay clean at least until they're on the bed? I mean, for fuck's sake.

My definition of "clean" is sufficiently broad that it basically means "Not covered in cat hair, and free of litter-dust pawprints," so really, not asking the world here.

In other news, I have given up all hope of finding true love in this lifetime because what's the sodding point.