Argh, logistical difficulties

[darkluna]

Like a good girl, I've read Minotaur's Sex Tips for Slash Writers, which is all "Lube, lube, lube. Oceans of it. No such thing as too much. For the love of Eros, don't even think about trying a first time with no lube!" I read it early enough in my slash-writing adventures that it made a big impression on me, so I feel like, "No, sir. I would certainly never try anything without lots of lube. Please don't send the fanfic police after me."

Now that I have a story that actually wants teh sexx0rs, um. We don't have any lube. One character wouldn't own any, and the other wouldn't have brought any (since that would be admitting he planned on having sex, which he wouldn't admit even if he did).

*cries*

Maybe I should just start writing yuri.

Also: Happy birthday to Matt! Who isn't in this story. :(

Comments

[darkluna.livejournal.com]

... You are full of surprises lately! This is an excellent idea.

[isrephael.livejournal.com]

Did you somehow think I was unknown to the ways of anal sex and fellatio? We really need to talk more often. It's like we're perfect strangers.

[darkluna.livejournal.com]

Heh. No, it's just that usually you make fun of my slash instead of helping me with it.

[isrephael.livejournal.com]

I just occasionally like to remind you that real boys can be good at sex, and used for sex, too.