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darklunaDear Bo,
When I get access to that time machine and go back to Seattle circa 1989, come with me and make a bazillion dollars. Seriously. It is where we belong.
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Whilst typing a comment to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ordinarywhirled, I had a lightbulb-over-the-head moment with the revelation that Constantine is the anti-Johnny Depp. Because I think he's going for that kind of offbeat sexiness but is totally failing due to his overwhelming personal smarminess. Oh, and the being a famewhore too. And looking bad in eyeliner.
Competing in my little brain right now are "September," which I have always referred to as "that ah-ee-ah-ee-ah-ee-ah song" and Brak's...er, inimitable rendition of "MacArthur Park."
Seriously, who picks that song? Who is not in on the joke that is that song? Yeah, I know. A little girl who has no cultural context for it. And also Ryan Seacrest, who, really? Is kinda the same thing.
So I love Bo because of that whole type-and-degree-of-hotness like unto Mark Lanegan thing I mentioned earlier, and also because he is the only one I can imagine being in a real band and being good at it. Enough that I would so be stationed right under him at shows. For the groping. Or at least so I could say later that I was within groping range.
My other favorite was Nadia because she was hella wicked cool and didn't give a shit and sang Dusty Springfield.
So let's pretend I hate Bo, I guess.
When I get access to that time machine and go back to Seattle circa 1989, come with me and make a bazillion dollars. Seriously. It is where we belong.
***
Whilst typing a comment to
ordinarywhirled, I had a lightbulb-over-the-head moment with the revelation that Constantine is the anti-Johnny Depp. Because I think he's going for that kind of offbeat sexiness but is totally failing due to his overwhelming personal smarminess. Oh, and the being a famewhore too. And looking bad in eyeliner.Competing in my little brain right now are "September," which I have always referred to as "that ah-ee-ah-ee-ah-ee-ah song" and Brak's...er, inimitable rendition of "MacArthur Park."
Seriously, who picks that song? Who is not in on the joke that is that song? Yeah, I know. A little girl who has no cultural context for it. And also Ryan Seacrest, who, really? Is kinda the same thing.
So I love Bo because of that whole type-and-degree-of-hotness like unto Mark Lanegan thing I mentioned earlier, and also because he is the only one I can imagine being in a real band and being good at it. Enough that I would so be stationed right under him at shows. For the groping. Or at least so I could say later that I was within groping range.
My other favorite was Nadia because she was hella wicked cool and didn't give a shit and sang Dusty Springfield.
So let's pretend I hate Bo, I guess.
