nothing but flowers

One last romp in camillabloom's universe. 'cause it's just not fic by me without awkwardness. I hope you don't mind, m'dear, and I hope it fulfils at least some of your desire for fluff. :-D

Oh, and the word count for this, including the title? 666. I... don't even know what to say.

(Still PG-13ish, still crack, still the fault of alien mind control.)

( Mostly accidentally anyway )

I wish this bit would fit in the crack!verse story, but I don't think it's going to.

( cracky snip )
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Every once in a while, I make a fic wishlist. I'm still sad no one has written any Fence backstory. :-( (Someday I might just suck it up and write it myself.) Anyway, here's the Death Note edition.

1. Near/girl!Mello. I don't know why I want this so bad, but I do. So, so bad. "I would have your internets babies if you wrote this" bad. And I put Near first with intent this time (I usually don't worry about the whole order thing). ;-) I don't mean unwilling!girl!Mello, but not-quite-convinced-at-first!girl!Mello would be nice. I wrote just enough of this to know I wasn't the person who should write this. *sigh*

2. Men in Black meets Death Note. J, K, and L working together! You know you want it.

3. That "Top Five Turn-Ons" thing namine15 and I were giggling over in comments is sitting in the back of my mind, but I so don't need another WIP. 'cause first I'd have to write Mello's top five, and then obviously I'd have to write Near's too. I can totally see Near saying "Nothing gets me hot," and it wouldn't even be a lie, as such, but Mello would fixate on it, like How the fuck can that be?. Heh.

( cut for DN novel spoilers? even vague ones? )

ETA: HOLY CRAP I HAVE TO WRITE #4. I can feel it bubbling up in my damn brain. ... oh, fucknuts.

Episode 2!

Continuing spoilers for the whole series. Also, it is the product of a deranged mind.

Part 1 here

( Wayverse revisted )

Now, Takeshi Obata's brain only contains so many character designs. This is a widely believed fact. (E.g., Light = Matt.) It's not a problem, really, given how pretty said designs are, but it does make for the double takes when one sees his new work.

And oh, capslock_dn. I couldn't stop trying to make sense of this picture.

( Purty arts behind the cut )

The cover is so lovely, but the story is so WTF-inducing, I just made up my own little story in which Matt somehow got out of that wall of police, felt bad for Misa and took her away, and later Near raided Mello's closet and decided to join them. Now they travel the world in their magic car, chasing down rumors that Mello is still out there somewhere. Also, they fight crime!

They had to alter their appearances slightly to keep from attracting the attention of Kira's remaining supporters, but you can still tell it's them.

In Episode 1, I think Matt secretly arranges for their hotel room to have only one bed.

Matt: Oh well, what can ya do? We'll just have to share.
Near: It does seem logical...
Misa: Matt, you are such a pervert!
Matt (aside to Misa): I meant all of us.
Misa: Oh. Shutting right up.

ETA: Cripes, I think this thing is gaining a cracky life of its own.

( more musings )