Effing Best Buy

I pay them approximately 6 times more than I owe every month because I'm trying to pay off my credit card and cancel the damn thing.

I'm about three seconds late with one payment, and they slap a $35 fee on me.

I truly believe someone sits there and watches when the due date is coming up, like a ninja eBayer constantly reloading, and slaps the fee on the microsecond the due date passes.

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I am certain that this is one of mankind's greatest achievements.

I started to say, "I have come to believe that this is one of mankind's greatest achievements," but even for a pun, that one is criminally awful.