This'll be a time-saver

My LJ is getting repetitive, so in the new year, I'm going to adopt a new system and number-code my entries. You may want to bookmark this for future reference.

1. Chattanooga sucks. When I finally move back to Seattle I am never ever ever leaving again because I will have learned not to be an idiot.
2. My mom said something funny.
3. My cats did something funny.
4. I am talking about writing instead of doing it.
5. Men suck and no one will ever be my boyfriend again.
6. Here is some music I like. Do you think I'm cool yet?
7. I watched [insert program name here] and here are my thoughts.
8. Kevin Whelan/Katee Sackhoff/Matthew Perry/Edward Elric sure is pretty.

So when I just post "1. 5." you'll know it means "Chattanooga sucks; I'll never find a boyfriend here." Makes it easier for everyone, don't you think?

And this is how the numbering system works

Obviously this must be read imagining the inflections Monica used when she and Rachel were instructing Chandler about erogenous zones.

8. 8! 8, 8, 8, 8!
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*holds up eight fingers and whispers* 8.

Also, 1.