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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I gave julian_black a kidney (1000 points). In March I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Monday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Tuesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole mrtomsmith's purse (30 points). Overall, I've been nice (1035 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train! Sincerely, darkluna

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Ooh, a toy train! *glee*

I think we know how next year's letter is going to look. Dear Santa, In January I used a toy train as bait to lure an innocent supergenius for nefarious purposes (-1500 points). He liked it, though (200 points). A lot (fine, 200 more points). In March I tried to tempt theohara into six (6) new fandoms. (-100 points). In June I changed my niece's diaper (50 points). In September I tested the prototype of my inter-reality transport device using rinnakins as a guinea pig (-500 points). Luckily she came back in one piece. Overall, I've been naughty (-1650 points). For Christmas, all I deserve is Vanilla Ice's Greatest Hits.