3500 words of bodyswap crack, and it's not done yet. O_O Almost, though. This damn thing kept me up until 5 AM two nights ago.
Someone tends to overthink kissing. I mean, there are only two so far (and it's looking like that's it), but they both go thusly:
"Little bit of dialogue."
"A little more dialogue."
Smooches, and big block paragraph o' doom wherein Near analyzes the implications, the physics, the possible emotional ramifications, the strangeness of it all, what brand of chocolate Mello's obviously just been eating even though Near told him not to use his body to eat chocolate in the first place, whether he's doing it right, whether he'll be able to do it right when he gets his own mouth back, et cetera et cetera.
:-) Oh, you boys. ♥
Someone tends to overthink kissing. I mean, there are only two so far (and it's looking like that's it), but they both go thusly:
"Little bit of dialogue."
"A little more dialogue."
Smooches, and big block paragraph o' doom wherein Near analyzes the implications, the physics, the possible emotional ramifications, the strangeness of it all, what brand of chocolate Mello's obviously just been eating even though Near told him not to use his body to eat chocolate in the first place, whether he's doing it right, whether he'll be able to do it right when he gets his own mouth back, et cetera et cetera.
:-) Oh, you boys. ♥