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Yes, I am the first-born, WHY DO YOU ASK?
Mar. 20th, 2008 11:57 amLittle Sis is about to pop. She said she's been having Braxton-Hicks contractions for about a week, and she's dilated a centimeter, and she's still like "La la, life goes on. Perhaps I shall have some scrambled eggs." I'm sure part of her easygoing attitude is because she's done this before, but she was pretty calm with Little Man too.
If I, god forbid, ever got so far as giving birth, I'm sure I'd act like I was the only person who had done it in the history of ever. I'd call an ambulance at the first hint of a twinge, and come into the hospital like "HOLY CRAP ON A STICK, I AM IN LABOR!" And the nurse would try to be nice, like, "All right, ma'am, we just need you to fill out these forms." And I'd be like "I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. A BABY IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. BRING ME DRUGS AND AN ARMY OF SUPPORT STAFF IMMEDIATELY IF NOT SOONER."
If I, god forbid, ever got so far as giving birth, I'm sure I'd act like I was the only person who had done it in the history of ever. I'd call an ambulance at the first hint of a twinge, and come into the hospital like "HOLY CRAP ON A STICK, I AM IN LABOR!" And the nurse would try to be nice, like, "All right, ma'am, we just need you to fill out these forms." And I'd be like "I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND. A BABY IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. BRING ME DRUGS AND AN ARMY OF SUPPORT STAFF IMMEDIATELY IF NOT SOONER."
