Obsessive fandom thought o' the day

Mello doesn't like me writing gen. Yes, I realize this makes me sound mentally deficient. But all the porn I write is totally his fault. Even the Matt/Near stuff. Got a perfectly good story bopping along, and he's like, PG? Not if I have anything to say about it! You think making me all ghosty is gonna stop me? Who do you think I am, lady?