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Jul. 24th, 2004 06:08 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
darklunaNow that was a good Red Sox game. I don't mind drama as long as we eventually win.
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If I did make an application for being in my harem, it would look something like this:
1. How long is your hair?
__ shoulder-length
__ mid-back
__ to my waist
2. What's your body type?
__ skinny
__ on the thin side
__ svelte
(Hey. It's a harem. Its main function is to look purty.)
3. When have you indulged in illegal mind-altering chemicals?
__ never
__ in my misspent youth, but not now
__ do I look stupid?
4. Do you smoke?
__ of course!
__ socially
__ no, but I don't mind if you do
5. What kind of woman do you prefer?
__ silly writer girls
__ music and sports geekgirls
__ not-so-secret gothgirls
EXTRA CREDIT ESSAY QUESTION
Strat or Les Paul? Please elaborate. Submit MP3s if you so desire.
There also needs to be some sort of musical weeding-out question so I don't end up with another boy who thinks the Ataris are punk. Ataris. Punk. I ask you. Maybe a word-association section that starts with "Buzzcocks" and "Fugazi."
***
If I did make an application for being in my harem, it would look something like this:
1. How long is your hair?
__ shoulder-length
__ mid-back
__ to my waist
2. What's your body type?
__ skinny
__ on the thin side
__ svelte
(Hey. It's a harem. Its main function is to look purty.)
3. When have you indulged in illegal mind-altering chemicals?
__ never
__ in my misspent youth, but not now
__ do I look stupid?
4. Do you smoke?
__ of course!
__ socially
__ no, but I don't mind if you do
5. What kind of woman do you prefer?
__ silly writer girls
__ music and sports geekgirls
__ not-so-secret gothgirls
EXTRA CREDIT ESSAY QUESTION
Strat or Les Paul? Please elaborate. Submit MP3s if you so desire.
There also needs to be some sort of musical weeding-out question so I don't end up with another boy who thinks the Ataris are punk. Ataris. Punk. I ask you. Maybe a word-association section that starts with "Buzzcocks" and "Fugazi."
