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[darkluna]

Your Election Campaign by dshaw
Username
Hometown
Political leaning
Your running-mate	needfulthings
The current president	xanadumalion
The current vice-president	mendoza
Your election slogan	"I'm a dirty draft dodger"
People who love you the most	conservatives
A flipfloppable subject	medicare
The name of your presidential dog	Mugabe
Your total funding	$9,515,430
Your chance of success: 28%
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Of course I'm a dirty draft dodger! I'm a girl! And I fail all my physicals! I guess smoking between chin-ups is frowned upon. And I am not sure what those conservatives who love me are on. Perhaps they are swayed by my running mate's stunning good looks. :-D

Of course, we haven't a chance against that incumbent. Maybe she'll console me with a Cabinet post.