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I think I'm offended by that skating movie they've stuck Michelle Trachtenburg in, because from what I can tell, it goes "I'm super-smart, but I'm actually worthless until I look pretty in skimpy sequinned outfits."
If anyone doesn't want to take the time to watch House, I have divined the plot of every episode just from the previews. (Note that I have never seen an episode myself.)
Random patient: unconsciousness/mysterious symptoms/no apparent ill health except that he happens to be dying
House to parents/spouse: Tell me the truth about why they're sick, or I'll whack you one with my cane.
Patient: gets worse
House to parents/spouse/board of hospital folks: If this person dies, it'll be your fault for standing in my way, you cretins.
Patient: almost dies
House: saves the day with magic/more hostility/something no one else thought of trying
It's eerily accurate, isn't it?
It is beautifully windy outside.
If anyone doesn't want to take the time to watch House, I have divined the plot of every episode just from the previews. (Note that I have never seen an episode myself.)
Random patient: unconsciousness/mysterious symptoms/no apparent ill health except that he happens to be dying
House to parents/spouse: Tell me the truth about why they're sick, or I'll whack you one with my cane.
Patient: gets worse
House to parents/spouse/board of hospital folks: If this person dies, it'll be your fault for standing in my way, you cretins.
Patient: almost dies
House: saves the day with magic/more hostility/something no one else thought of trying
It's eerily accurate, isn't it?
It is beautifully windy outside.