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[darkluna]

IRS,

You FUCKER. What have I done to you? Seriously. Did I run over your puppy? Did I make your mommy cry?

Every year I make sure I've told the truth on my W-4. Every year I owe money. Not just a little money. A thousand fucking dollars. Every. Fucking. Year.

I should not have to take vast chunks out of my paycheck every month just to ensure I don't have to write you a big huge check every April. If I put the right info on the W-4, you should take out the right amount of taxes. I should not owe you anything. Is any of what I'm saying making sense to you, you crack-addled monkey whore of a governmental agency?

no love,
darkluna

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[abinormal.livejournal.com]

Yeah, if you're claiming 1 on each check, they'll treat you like you're claiming 2. I'd claim 0 on at least one, and hell, both if you can. It depends on how it would affect your monthly income, but at least they won't be sodomizing you each spring. o_O