Which is far too full of markup

[darkluna]

My MP3-player oracle has an extremely perverse sense of humor. I asked it "Should I move to Chattanooga?", and it gave me:

1. my favorite Seattle band
2. playing my favorite song
3. live in Seattle
4. and a really good version thereof
5. which may or may not still give me certain Urges

However, said song's closest thing to a refrain goes "I don't wanna stay."

Then it gave me six other Pearl Jam songs in a row, and I am not exaggerating.

Then it gave me "This Is Not What You Had Planned," which sounds exactly like this:

*fairly awful coughing sounds*
*stomp stomp*
*entirely horrific throat-clearing sounds*
*tuneful purty piano*
singing: Something isn't just quite
how you planned
Something isn't just like
*bit I never quite catch*
This is not what you had planned
*piano*
Baby, don't you even
Know what's right
*huge breath*
*REALLY REALLY LOUD* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAYYYBEEEEEEEEEE
*darkluna losing it and laughing over whatever comes next, which is sung at a roar that is probably incoherent anyway*
*really much less loud* This is not what you had planned

At least once during this song, either at the horrific throat-clearing or whilst fixing the drink I have time to fetch during BAYYYYBEEEEE, I invariably think OK, fine, say right out loud, "Kevin, you are so goddamn sexy." And I don't know if I'm being sarcastic or not when I say it.

Heh. Yeah I do. I'm not.