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[darkluna]

Some nearby Southern Baptist church simply cannot stand the thought that I live here and don't attend their services. They've sent me tons of flyers and even came to my door the other day. I told them I was Jewish, which seemed a good way to make them leave off without wanting to get in a parting shot about how, as a pagan, I'm going to hell.

Then I felt a little guilty for appropriating my Jewish friends' religion, but I am closer to Jewish than Southern Baptist. Above and beyond the whole thing where I think Jesus was pretty cool and had a really good message but wasn't divine, southern food? Sucks. Jewish food? Awesome. I'm right this minute off to have my vegan matzoh ball soup for lunch. It is the bomb.

I sure wish my cats hadn't peed on Vegan with a Vengeance. I'm just about at my wit's end trying to figure out why they keep peeing on things. And who knows how they managed to pee on this book, when I thought it was fine when I put it away yesterday, and the surface I set it on when I got it out this morning is pee-free, but the book is not. Either they can open the cabinet or they have freaky good aim, neither of which is reassuring. Damn cats. I tell them "You're all going back where you came from!" but I think they know I'm bluffing.

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Hahh... I know about bluffing! I've told my birds I'd turn them into nuggets...

[havocmangawip.livejournal.com]

The Jehovah's Witnesses are still writing letters to my dead grandfather... hand written. XD

I'll let them keep sending them.

Ewww, kitties. My sister's Rat Terrorist, er um Terrier dog Simon pees on things out of spite. He has peed on her back pack for grad school SEVERAL times... as he blames it for her LEAVING the house and ABANDONING him... with two roommates who DOTE on him. Poor, abused little dog. ;) He will also spite pee/poop if you aren't paying attention to him. He'll LOOK at you, look again and then when he's SURE you are watching? DO EET! Yes, he spent 8 weeks with my mother at "a Army". He HATES Mitch the dog trainer... UNBRIDLED HATE just radiates off of him. He's like a triple alpha male dog or something. But he's really cute. If he loves you, he LOVES you and if he hates you? It's WAR.

My dog Tino loves JUST about everyone/everything but the relief mailman. He HATES him... even said so to the pet communicator we consulted after "the incident". Tino "says" he'd try to get him again.

I had seven_virtues and her sister at my place on Thursday and it was INSTANT love. XD My dog's full name is Valentino, as I think he was purchased/obtained/born around Valentine's Day by his previous owners. But I think he's "Rudy Valentino", lover extraordinaire.

Maybe get one of those sonic devices that "yells" at the cats when they are on places they aren't supposed to be?

Re: Hahh... I know about bluffing! I've told my birds I'd turn them into nuggets...

[darkluna.livejournal.com]

Ah, spite peeing. Lewis pukes out of spite. Long ago when my ex ChefBoy and I first got together, he was apartment-sitting for me over Xmas. Lewis puked on his backpack, his keyboard, and his coat, but left my stuff alone.

I'm going to redistribute the Feliway diffusers. I think they might not be working through the whole house.

Re: Hahh... I know about bluffing! I've told my birds I'd turn them into nuggets...

[zinnea.livejournal.com]

My former cat Justine used to spite poop. Spite peeing is somewhat less annoying. I think your little carnivores are trying to express their contempt of veganism.

Re: Hahh... I know about bluffing! I've told my birds I'd turn them into nuggets...

[darkluna.livejournal.com]

Their poop is usually little solid poops, though, whereas the pee soaks in.

I think they're trying to cast aspersions on my housekeeping. Several of them like to pee only in a freshly-scooped, pristine box.