Nelson, c'est moi

So there's this guy at work who has a crush on me--and believe me, it's blatant, because I am not one of those girls who thinks everyone wants her. I have known those girls. I hate those girls. I am not actually a girl at all, deep down, though I look just like one. I'm actually such a guy that if my interaction with CrushBoy to date were summed up in a conversation, it would go like this:

CrushBoy: Um, hi there. I kind of like you.
me: Yeah? Do I have to do anything?
CB: Er...I guess not.
me: <shrugging> OK.

Jeez. Not only am I a boy, I'm Nelson Muntz.