back to the bench where your clothes were stolen

Life has handed me a really unfair problem that looks like this

A. Live someplace you can stand.
B. Live near your family.

You only get one.

Choose.

and despite hanging out with my folks and the nephew we all constantly stare at lovestruck and home ownership and everything, i'm starting to think i should have gone with A, which involves a lot less crying

i hate chattanooga