Cut it out, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

I visited dn_kink. And... my brain... began to sing.

This kink is your kink, this kink is my kink
From shinigami, to voyeurism
From orphan threesomes, to healthy spa-an-kings
This kink was made for you and me!

Everybody!

*bangs head on desk until the voices stop*

Actually, most of the things for which I am bent in fic are relationshippy things, not sexual things. Now, I'm sure everyone loves a little light S&M and all, but give me an awkward first kiss or apparently-unrequited love, and I'm hot faster than you can say "L wearing glasses." :D