Fic thinkings

[darkluna]

I wish this bit would fit in the crack!verse story, but I don't think it's going to.


Mello flung himself into the chair, ending up perfectly posed: the embodiment of annoyance. Matt still wasn't sure if he had practiced until he could do it, or if it was just the way he was. "Who do you have to blow to get some chocolate around here?"

"I have chocolate," Near said.

"Nice try, Casper. Wait. What kind of chocolate?"

How was it possible, Matt wondered, that Near had developed an even more evil-looking little grin?

"Scharffen Berger," he said.

***

Every once in a while, I make a fic wishlist. I'm still sad no one has written any Fence backstory. :-( (Someday I might just suck it up and write it myself.) Anyway, here's the Death Note edition.

1. Near/girl!Mello. I don't know why I want this so bad, but I do. So, so bad. "I would have your internets babies if you wrote this" bad. And I put Near first with intent this time (I usually don't worry about the whole order thing). ;-) I don't mean unwilling!girl!Mello, but not-quite-convinced-at-first!girl!Mello would be nice. I wrote just enough of this to know I wasn't the person who should write this. *sigh*

2. Men in Black meets Death Note. J, K, and L working together! You know you want it.

3. That "Top Five Turn-Ons" thing namine15 and I were giggling over in comments is sitting in the back of my mind, but I so don't need another WIP. 'cause first I'd have to write Mello's top five, and then obviously I'd have to write Near's too. I can totally see Near saying "Nothing gets me hot," and it wouldn't even be a lie, as such, but Mello would fixate on it, like How the fuck can that be?. Heh.


4. Naomi's "Holy shit, that was L" moment right at, or even after, the end of Another Note. Duuude. Wouldn't she wish she'd had the guts to say something? Would she try to find him? (If I tried to write this, I bet it would turn into one of those epic "Let's rewrite canon entirely! Um... yay?" things.)


ETA: HOLY CRAP I HAVE TO WRITE #4. I can feel it bubbling up in my damn brain. ... oh, fucknuts.

Comments

[rinnakins.livejournal.com]

What's this? Why, it looks like the most awesome crackbit ever dsnjkfnsjkda. ♥ Yesssss. It's tiny, but it's like... Okay, Matt's bit at the beginning. It's just... him. I dunno. It just works out really well. |D All of it. And also what's to come next I'm sure, but. Y'know. :3

Also, looking at your fic wishlist...
*eyes it*
*eyes it some more*
I'll... I'll see what I can do. //////

[darkluna.livejournal.com]

I write in pieces, so when stuff pops into my head, I stick it where it seems to fit. That's kind of part of the Matt 'n' Misa 'n' Sally story, but I'm not quite sure it really goes. Mostly it's just a punchline. :)

I'll... I'll see what I can do.

Ooh. *glee* Also, ICON LOVE.

[rinnakins.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaah, I see~ I think that's a cool way to write, like a puzzle. *-* Oooh.

:D
And i-isn't he adorable? ;~;

[rinnakins.livejournal.com]

I-I-I.....

I.............

I wrote Near/Girl!Mello. .____. And I'm going to post it for you. But I dunno if I'm gonna put it over in any comms-- I've spammed them too many times today. Maybe later, if it doesn't suck. Anyway. I did it. >.>

[darkluna.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I can't believe I forgot to say: thankyouthankyouthankyou! ♥

[louder-louder.livejournal.com]

Of course. :D ♥ Maybe sometime I can get something better done for it. You never know.