Fic thinkings
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darklunaI wish this bit would fit in the crack!verse story, but I don't think it's going to.
Mello flung himself into the chair, ending up perfectly posed: the embodiment of annoyance. Matt still wasn't sure if he had practiced until he could do it, or if it was just the way he was. "Who do you have to blow to get some chocolate around here?"
"I have chocolate," Near said.
"Nice try, Casper. Wait. What kind of chocolate?"
How was it possible, Matt wondered, that Near had developed an even more evil-looking little grin?
"Scharffen Berger," he said.
***
Every once in a while, I make a fic wishlist. I'm still sad no one has written any Fence backstory. :-( (Someday I might just suck it up and write it myself.) Anyway, here's the Death Note edition.
1. Near/girl!Mello. I don't know why I want this so bad, but I do. So, so bad. "I would have your internets babies if you wrote this" bad. And I put Near first with intent this time (I usually don't worry about the whole order thing). ;-) I don't mean unwilling!girl!Mello, but not-quite-convinced-at-first!girl!Mello would be nice. I wrote just enough of this to know I wasn't the person who should write this. *sigh*
2. Men in Black meets Death Note. J, K, and L working together! You know you want it.
3. That "Top Five Turn-Ons" thing![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
namine15 and I were giggling over in comments is sitting in the back of my mind, but I so don't need another WIP. 'cause first I'd have to write Mello's top five, and then obviously I'd have to write Near's too. I can totally see Near saying "Nothing gets me hot," and it wouldn't even be a lie, as such, but Mello would fixate on it, like How the fuck can that be?. Heh.
4. Naomi's "Holy shit, that was L" moment right at, or even after, the end of Another Note. Duuude. Wouldn't she wish she'd had the guts to say something? Would she try to find him? (If I tried to write this, I bet it would turn into one of those epic "Let's rewrite canon entirely! Um... yay?" things.)
ETA: HOLY CRAP I HAVE TO WRITE #4. I can feel it bubbling up in my damn brain. ... oh, fucknuts.
Mello flung himself into the chair, ending up perfectly posed: the embodiment of annoyance. Matt still wasn't sure if he had practiced until he could do it, or if it was just the way he was. "Who do you have to blow to get some chocolate around here?"
"I have chocolate," Near said.
"Nice try, Casper. Wait. What kind of chocolate?"
How was it possible, Matt wondered, that Near had developed an even more evil-looking little grin?
"Scharffen Berger," he said.
***
Every once in a while, I make a fic wishlist. I'm still sad no one has written any Fence backstory. :-( (Someday I might just suck it up and write it myself.) Anyway, here's the Death Note edition.
1. Near/girl!Mello. I don't know why I want this so bad, but I do. So, so bad. "I would have your internets babies if you wrote this" bad. And I put Near first with intent this time (I usually don't worry about the whole order thing). ;-) I don't mean unwilling!girl!Mello, but not-quite-convinced-at-first!girl!Mello would be nice. I wrote just enough of this to know I wasn't the person who should write this. *sigh*
2. Men in Black meets Death Note. J, K, and L working together! You know you want it.
3. That "Top Five Turn-Ons" thing
namine15 and I were giggling over in comments is sitting in the back of my mind, but I so don't need another WIP. 'cause first I'd have to write Mello's top five, and then obviously I'd have to write Near's too. I can totally see Near saying "Nothing gets me hot," and it wouldn't even be a lie, as such, but Mello would fixate on it, like How the fuck can that be?. Heh.4. Naomi's "Holy shit, that was L" moment right at, or even after, the end of Another Note. Duuude. Wouldn't she wish she'd had the guts to say something? Would she try to find him? (If I tried to write this, I bet it would turn into one of those epic "Let's rewrite canon entirely! Um... yay?" things.)
ETA: HOLY CRAP I HAVE TO WRITE #4. I can feel it bubbling up in my damn brain. ... oh, fucknuts.
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Date: 2008-01-19 06:23 am (UTC)(in the comments threads) to some rather outrageous
"so bad it's totally goofy" slash porn
in LJ, in particular this entry by small white dragon.
http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/103031.html
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Date: 2008-01-19 06:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-19 07:02 am (UTC)The Wonder Woman story (with all the MSTK style comments) is hilarious :)
The Sue Storm reminded me of those horny ghost erotica stories
and the hentai art censored in such a way as to have what looks like
an invisible partner.
And that STIMULATE! STIMULATE! STIMULATE! bit is priceless :)
Thanks much for the link :)