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Like a good girl, I've read Minotaur's Sex Tips for Slash Writers, which is all "Lube, lube, lube. Oceans of it. No such thing as too much. For the love of Eros, don't even think about trying a first time with no lube!" I read it early enough in my slash-writing adventures that it made a big impression on me, so I feel like, "No, sir. I would certainly never try anything without lots of lube. Please don't send the fanfic police after me."

Now that I have a story that actually wants teh sexx0rs, um. We don't have any lube. One character wouldn't own any, and the other wouldn't have brought any (since that would be admitting he planned on having sex, which he wouldn't admit even if he did).

*cries*

Maybe I should just start writing yuri.

Also: Happy birthday to Matt! Who isn't in this story. :(

Date: 2008-02-02 03:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkluna.livejournal.com
Ooh, good list. Conditioner is brilliant.

Of course, you would have to be in someone's house, with a kitchen or a bathroom for most options.

*cough*SPKheadquarters*cough* I mean... I think we've got a kitchen and bathroom.

OK, your icon and mine: long-lost twins separated at birth? :)

Date: 2008-02-04 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] hufflepuffer
OK, your icon and mine: long-lost twins separated at birth? :)

Yes. You should see the new poster, he looks as hot as he looks scary.

Date: 2008-02-04 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] darkluna.livejournal.com
Oh, I've seen it. My face looked like this: :-O'''''

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