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Now that was a good Red Sox game. I don't mind drama as long as we eventually win.

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If I did make an application for being in my harem, it would look something like this:

1. How long is your hair?

__ shoulder-length
__ mid-back
__ to my waist

2. What's your body type?

__ skinny
__ on the thin side
__ svelte

(Hey. It's a harem. Its main function is to look purty.)

3. When have you indulged in illegal mind-altering chemicals?

__ never
__ in my misspent youth, but not now
__ do I look stupid?

4. Do you smoke?

__ of course!
__ socially
__ no, but I don't mind if you do

5. What kind of woman do you prefer?

__ silly writer girls
__ music and sports geekgirls
__ not-so-secret gothgirls

EXTRA CREDIT ESSAY QUESTION

Strat or Les Paul? Please elaborate. Submit MP3s if you so desire.

There also needs to be some sort of musical weeding-out question so I don't end up with another boy who thinks the Ataris are punk. Ataris. Punk. I ask you. Maybe a word-association section that starts with "Buzzcocks" and "Fugazi."