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Anyway, let's start the new year off right; The problem with LJ: we all think we are so close, but really, we know nothing about each other. So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Ask away.
Also, it's my birthday today. :-) I've decided I'll be 26. (Not to be conceited, but I look it. It's a benefit of having moisturized obsessively since the age of 22. And I kind of won the genetic lottery with a maternal grandmother who looked like this. I didn't inherit her beautiful features, but I have her to thank for my complexion.)
Also also, here's that ship meme everyone and their cat is doing.
One True Pairing:
a. OTP as in "I honestly believe it's canonically true even if they don't come right out and say so": Mello/Matt
b. OTP as in "OMFG HOT like BURNING": Mello/Near
One True Threesome: Mello/Matt/Near
One True Crack!Threesome: Durrr. I dunno. My crack!fic, if I ever get back to it, is probably going to have Matt/Near/Misa. Hee. Or possibly something involving Sally. She is a magic car.
One True Foursome: Mello/Matt/L/hair dryer, duh!
Canon fave: Death Note fails at canon ships, but I always find myself kinda hoping Matsuda will go find Sayu after it's all over. He does canonically like her.
Not quite canon but should be: L/Naomi
If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork: L/Light, except in rare cases, still angries up my blood.
You are one sick bastard: Ryuk/anyone
I'm one sick bastard: B/L
I dabble a little: Matt/Near
It's like a car crash: Mello/Matt/Near. But a pretty, pretty car crash. :-)
Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet: Mello/Halle
Makes no canon sense but why the hell not: The idea of Light/Matt amuses me. It would be like complicated masturbation.
Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it: L/Light
When all is said and done: I really just like to mix up the second-generation Wammy's kids and see what happens. I adore Mello/Matt, but I hate to leave Near out, since I love him with a burning and inappropriate passion. (And in a world where I feltnoeven less shame, I would be up-front about the whole "I don't ship L with anyone, because he's for me" thing.)
Guilty Pleasure: I don't feel guilty about anything. I'm a perv. :D
Older/Younger fave: I'm intrigued by L/Mello, but I can't quite make it non-squicky.
My first: I started with L/Light because that was what I found when I first got into the fandom. I hate Light, though. The first fic I wrote was Mello/Matt.
I'm skipping the devotion!ship etc. questions. I don't really label ships. I either like 'em or I don't.
Also, it's my birthday today. :-) I've decided I'll be 26. (Not to be conceited, but I look it. It's a benefit of having moisturized obsessively since the age of 22. And I kind of won the genetic lottery with a maternal grandmother who looked like this. I didn't inherit her beautiful features, but I have her to thank for my complexion.)
Also also, here's that ship meme everyone and their cat is doing.
One True Pairing:
a. OTP as in "I honestly believe it's canonically true even if they don't come right out and say so": Mello/Matt
b. OTP as in "OMFG HOT like BURNING": Mello/Near
One True Threesome: Mello/Matt/Near
One True Crack!Threesome: Durrr. I dunno. My crack!fic, if I ever get back to it, is probably going to have Matt/Near/Misa. Hee. Or possibly something involving Sally. She is a magic car.
One True Foursome: Mello/Matt/L/hair dryer, duh!
Canon fave: Death Note fails at canon ships, but I always find myself kinda hoping Matsuda will go find Sayu after it's all over. He does canonically like her.
Not quite canon but should be: L/Naomi
If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork: L/Light, except in rare cases, still angries up my blood.
You are one sick bastard: Ryuk/anyone
I'm one sick bastard: B/L
I dabble a little: Matt/Near
It's like a car crash: Mello/Matt/Near. But a pretty, pretty car crash. :-)
Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet: Mello/Halle
Makes no canon sense but why the hell not: The idea of Light/Matt amuses me. It would be like complicated masturbation.
Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it: L/Light
When all is said and done: I really just like to mix up the second-generation Wammy's kids and see what happens. I adore Mello/Matt, but I hate to leave Near out, since I love him with a burning and inappropriate passion. (And in a world where I felt
Guilty Pleasure: I don't feel guilty about anything. I'm a perv. :D
Older/Younger fave: I'm intrigued by L/Mello, but I can't quite make it non-squicky.
My first: I started with L/Light because that was what I found when I first got into the fandom. I hate Light, though. The first fic I wrote was Mello/Matt.
I'm skipping the devotion!ship etc. questions. I don't really label ships. I either like 'em or I don't.
Question...
Date: 2008-01-03 05:50 pm (UTC)Re: Question...
Date: 2008-01-03 05:56 pm (UTC)I usually just decide I'm as old as I feel, since if anyone asks me on any day other than my birthday, I have to do the math. :)
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Date: 2008-01-03 07:09 pm (UTC)26?!? I am forever 17 in my head and I unashamedly try to look it.
My aunt's boyfriend recently remarked that he thought I wasn't even 30 which...made me LOVE him, seriously (cause I'm closer to that other "0" number). Moisturizing helps but good genes help too. My 93-year-old grandmother's hair isn't even all grey yet.
"I don't ship L with anyone, because he's for me"
I've thought about this to the point that I've imagined what it would be like to, you know, try to seduce L and I just can't figure out a way to make it happen. He is just so, so weird. Which is why I like him. But still.
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Date: 2008-01-03 07:20 pm (UTC)Hee. I'm mentally about 17. I know I can't pull off looking like a teenager anymore, unless I don't smile so that no one can see the laugh lines.
I've thought about this to the point that I've imagined what it would be like to, you know, try to seduce L and I just can't figure out a way to make it happen.
Yes, it is hard to imagine. I think he's probably just not that interested in romance or sex. But he is a Scorpio. ;-) You'd have to seduce his mind first. If you could do that, you might be able to talk him around to it.
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Date: 2008-01-03 09:55 pm (UTC)Also mmmmm, B/L. Dammit, B is just so... I dunno, but I want to pair him. With L.
Or Near, shut up shut up.Matt/Near/Misa is a good crack threesome. :9 But Sally thrown in there... would win. XD
Hahaha, complicated masturbation is THE BEST way to describe that pairing. Ever.
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Date: 2008-01-03 10:06 pm (UTC)Oh, B. The nutcases are always such fun.
Or Near, shut up shut up.Ha ha, universal bicycle.
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Date: 2008-01-03 10:36 pm (UTC)Aren't they~? I love it. ♥
Hurrrr, of course. :3
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Date: 2008-01-03 10:53 pm (UTC)Thank you - I have! I'm about to eat some Indian food. :)