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[darkluna]

I think I'm offended by that skating movie they've stuck Michelle Trachtenburg in, because from what I can tell, it goes "I'm super-smart, but I'm actually worthless until I look pretty in skimpy sequinned outfits."

If anyone doesn't want to take the time to watch House, I have divined the plot of every episode just from the previews. (Note that I have never seen an episode myself.)

Random patient: unconsciousness/mysterious symptoms/no apparent ill health except that he happens to be dying
House to parents/spouse: Tell me the truth about why they're sick, or I'll whack you one with my cane.
Patient: gets worse
House to parents/spouse/board of hospital folks: If this person dies, it'll be your fault for standing in my way, you cretins.
Patient: almost dies
House: saves the day with magic/more hostility/something no one else thought of trying

It's eerily accurate, isn't it?

It is beautifully windy outside.

Comments

[tikimama.livejournal.com]

The point of House is Hugh Laurie. I understand there is a plot, sometimes, but I'm really there to gaze at Hugh's lovely self and wonderful timing.

The plot is pretty formulatic, I think most hospital shows are that way.

[piratejenny.livejournal.com]

Hey, that's why I watch it too! Plot? There's a plot?

[tikimama.livejournal.com]

Yeah, like last night's had some chick in it, and I think there was something wrong with her, and she was loopy and had excellent shoes.

But now, House, I loved his thwarted dramatic music moment, and does he like what's her name--he seems like her? And what's up with Chase selling him out?

[piratejenny.livejournal.com]

Oh, he definitely likes her. (No, I don't know her name either.) He just can't admit it. I mean, you could see it in his (wonderfullly blue) eyes.

Chase--dunno what's up with that. I like him usually (the accent helps, you know). Maybe he's still pissed over his dad.